It’s time to activate it…
Bites The Dust!
now this entire post will be reversed!half way down I thought I was having a stroke.
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u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”
This billboard sponsored by General Administration for Traffic Safety reads “Don’t have money for a car seat? Don’t make babies.”
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Accidentally tasting peppermint. (via ponzuthecat)
@photo4amber
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SHE HAS FUR ALL OVER…. WE REALLY ARE ALL FURRIES
Thought I should continue this saga because it is ICONIC
Bonus:
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good news everyone. crows no longer need instructions to build tools and have started building them from memory, as well as passing the knowledge onto future generations of crows. oops!
better news everyone. crows have learned to construct these tools from unrelated items! they no longer need to follow the original blueprint they were given and are able to improvise using their surroundings.
Get ready for mass murders
I, for one, welcome our new corvid overlords
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“XIAO QIAO!! WHERE DID YOU GO”
This was a live-action Looney Tune…
yeet
OH NO
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don’t you hate it when you go for a swim with a pretty girl and when you get out of the water your nipples have washed away
I couldn’t stop thinking about how funny this was I’M SORRY
A female Presenting nipples
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I’m sure this has been asked before but would vampires drink period blood, and more importantly would the clumps just be a bonus for them?
ever had bubble tea?
im going to hurt all of you im going to hit both of you with a heavy rock
it’s pretty much asking if the vampire likes pulp
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